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Jack Boulay's avatar

Why is dyslexia so hard to slepl?

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Baldmichael's avatar

What fun!

Re "Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?"

Because there is nothing new under the sun.

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TriTorch's avatar

Hammer, meet nail.

It's all been done before.

...And the breaking wheel of time keeps turning.

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Gwyneth's avatar

Brilliant and very, very funny. Thank you.

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Crixcyon's avatar

Questions no A/i retard can answer.

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Nakayama's avatar

Both humorous and thought-provoking,

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Ray Horvath, "The Source" :)'s avatar

This is a lot of fun! :)

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denise ward's avatar

Compelling. Had to read the whole lot. Now I'm going to find out the symbol for zero that the Romans used. These lines sound very "Steven Wrightish", always provides some cerebral levity from this utterly moronically replicating world (because we don't have the foundations right)

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Wilma's avatar

:)

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

I LOVED every bit of tis excellent post! You made my day!

I was thinking just now about the "system". Do they call it a SIstem because they are farming us human beans like plants. Sis is the meaning for heterosexual. Also synthetic intelligence system (SI) that manages the crop: US!

But phonetically, SIstem evokes: “Sow” or “Seed Interface”—a mechanism for planting, cultivating, & eventually harvesting. Biblically the Harvest is just around the corner.

I found that to be thought provoking.

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chlorella's avatar

I'll never forgot the time in high school that I said to the new girl.... "I really like your lisp." she replied with... "I don't have a lisssp."? !!

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